Friday, August 17, 2007

Top Ten Aesthetically Pleasing Women

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Beyonce Knowles

From APF's

An exquisite combination of talent, fearlessness and a tireless work ethic..... did we mention high pulchritude





Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes

More than just one of our Dimes







Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel

It is truly unfair for her to be drop-dead gorgeous and have a body built by Fisher to boot







Lucy Liu

Lucy Liu

Freckles on an Asian woman is as rare as her winsomeness overall







Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron

This woman is a once-in-a-generation beauty







Angel "Lola Luv" Fershgenet

Lola Luv

All is not bad in Ethiopia







Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson

We concur with the editors of Esquire







Halle Berry

Halle Berry

I Don't Care if She Breaks Into My Office and Steals Files.... As long as I get a Date







Adrianna Lima

Adrianna Lima

The Secret is Out, Adrianna is Gorgeous







Aishwarya Rai

Aishwarya Rai

The Most Beautiful Woman on Earth. But don't take our word for it ask the judges at Miss World


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Michelle Wie

Michelle Wie

We live in Ohio where it's legal to drool over her


Rihanna

Rihanna

As with most young women, they are better seen than heard (i.e. her music isn't very good)


Mika Brazenski

Mika Brazenski

No matter how hard Joe Scarborough tries, he can't stop her from stealing the show


Suzanne Malveaux

Suzanne Malveaux

She has the unenviable task of reporting the nonsense from Washington. Its like wearing Prada loafers to shovel shit


Raven Symone

Raven Symone

As beautiful and innocent as baby fat


Katherine McPhee

Katherine McPhee

An acceptable form of Idolatry


Buffie "The Body" Carruth

Buffie Carruth

Buffie appeals directly to the Id (or whatever part of your brain that controls an erection)




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Phyllis Hyman

Phyllis Hyman

The world was not ready for her beauty


Raquel Welch

Raquel Welch

Aesthetically pleasing in any cultural epoch