Necro-Dancing

Top Ten Aesthetically Pleasing Women

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Beyonce Knowles

From APF's

An exquisite combination of talent, fearlessness and a tireless work ethic..... did we mention high pulchritude

+ 9

Eva Mendes

More than just one of our Dimes

+ 8

Jessica Biel

It is truly unfair for her to be drop-dead gorgeous and have a body built by Fisher to boot

+ 7

Lucy Liu

Freckles on an Asian woman is as rare as her winsomeness overall

+ 6

Charlize Theron

This woman is a once-in-a-generation beauty

+ 5

Angel "Lola Luv" Fershgenet

All is not bad in Ethiopia

+ 4

Scarlett Johansson

We concur with the editors of Esquire

+ 3

Halle Berry

I Don't Care if She Breaks Into My Office and Steals Files.... As long as I get a Date

+ 2

Adrianna Lima

The Secret is Out, Adrianna is Gorgeous

+ 1

Aishwarya Rai

The Most Beautiful Woman on Earth. But don't take our word for it ask the judges at Miss World

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The Ingenues

Michelle Wie

We live in Ohio where it's legal to drool over her

Rihanna

As with most young women, they are better seen than heard (i.e. her music isn't very good)

Mika Brazenski

No matter how hard Joe Scarborough tries, he can't stop her from stealing the show

Suzanne Malveaux

She has the unenviable task of reporting the nonsense from Washington. Its like wearing Prada loafers to shovel shit

Raven Symone

As beautiful and innocent as baby fat

Katherine McPhee

An acceptable form of Idolatry

Buffie "The Body" Carruth

Buffie appeals directly to the Id (or whatever part of your brain that controls an erection)

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Vintage

Phyllis Hyman

The world was not ready for her beauty

Raquel Welch

Aesthetically pleasing in any cultural epoch